May 4th, 2006

Hello. I'm Joanna Lumley.

The incredible shrinking woman

It took only minutes after I hauled our new hoover into the flat for Bob to start playing with her vacuum storage bags. (Bloody nesting instinct.) "Look!" she says, waving something that looks like... well, analogies fail me. "It's our double-duvet!" Ah, okay - imagine duvet jerky. "It's amazing! Right, what else..." Off she goes, hobbling around the flat - I swear, she's going to vacuum-pack everyt