Charlie Sheen: Idiot
Charlie Sheen once said on the topic of prostitutes: "I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave."
I don't understand what he's spending money on. I can get women to leave for free. Usually very rapidly, after they've met Big Dusty. If he has a persistent feminine pest problem, he only needs to give me a call.
If you need more evidence that this supposed wisdom is utter balls, consider these candidate phrases for inclusion on phone box cards: "Hot Busty Asian" "Young Blonde, New In Town" "I Go Away"
And furthermore, this phone conversation:
Punter: So, er... what do you offer? Prossie: Whatever you want, love... backdoor, all fours, sideways, rope work... Punter (breathing heavily): Go on... Prossie: fire escape, ground floor window, waltzing, pogo stick... what takes your interest? Punter: Well... Prossie: Yes? Punter (whispering): Slip out the back, Jack... make a new plan, Stan... Prossie: PERVERT! (slams phone down)
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